Animal Jokes

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Anything But

A seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender asks the seal, "What's your pleasure?" The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."

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Tri-Gator

Q: What do you get when you cross an alligator and a railroad track?
A: Three pieces of alligator.

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Bear In A Bar

A bear walked into a bar and said to the bartender, "I'll have a pint of beer and a .............................. packet of peanuts."

The bartender said, "Why the big paws?"

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