Animal Jokes - Insect Jokes

Ants And Elephants

Q: What games to ants play with elephants?
A: Squash!

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Bees On Strike

Q: Why did the bees go on strike?
A: Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers!

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Centipede Football

Q: Why was the centipede dropped from the insect football team?
A: He took too long to put his shoes on!

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