Animal Jokes - Insect Jokes

Black Widow Spiders

Q: Why do female black widow spiders kill the male after mating?
A: To stop the snoring before it starts.

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Centipede Walk

Q: What goes 99-clonk, 99-clonk, 99-clonk?
A: A centipede with a wooden leg!

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Bee Back

Q: How did the bee hurt his back?
A: He fell off his honey.

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