Animal Jokes - Insect Jokes

Turtle Neck Sweater

Q: Why did the stupid boy wear a turtle neck sweater?
A: To hide his flea collar!

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Bugs With Attitude

Q:  What's yellow, wiggles and is dangerous?
A: A maggot with attitude!

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Ant Scientist

Q: Who was the most famous ant scientist?
A: Albert Antstein!

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