Animal Jokes - Insect Jokes

What's Brown And Crispy?

Q: What's brown and crispy on the outside, and white and creamy on the inside?
A: A cockroach.

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Grasshopper With No Legs

Q: What do you call a grasshopper with no legs?
A: A grasshover!

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Bad Cook

My wife is such a bad cook, the flies chipped in to fix the screens.

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