Two Flies on a Date

Two flys are out on a date, so they go out on the town and see fresh dog poop on the side of the road. They rush down and start feasting, when one of the flies stops and has the biggest relieved face. The other fly asks, "Are you okay?" The fly responds with a squirmish smile and the other fly smells something funky and says, "Dude, how rude! You fart while I'm eating!"

Bee Pee

Q: Where do bees go to the bathroom?
A: At the BP station.

Bees and Public Transport

Q: What do bees do if they want to use public transport?
A: Wait at a buzz stop!