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Sink or Float
You can tell the sex of an ant by dropping it into a jug of water.
If it sinks: girl ant
If it floats: boy ant.
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Bee Pee
Q: Where do bees go to the bathroom?
A: At the BP station.
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Bees and Public Transport
Q: What do bees do if they want to use public transport?
A: Wait at a buzz stop!
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