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Day After Christmas

It's the day after Christmas and young Johnny rides his new bike up to a stop light where a policeman on his horse is waiting for the light to change. The policeman looks over at Johnny and says, "Got that bike for Christmas, sonny?" The youngster responds, proudly, "Ya, Santa brought it for me." The policeman then proceeds to write the young fellow a bicycle violation ticket for not having a reflector on the back bumper and hands it to him saying, "Well, next time you better tell him to put a light on it." Johnny looks at the citation, looks back up at the cop and says, "And did Santa bring you that horse?" Humoring the youngster, the policeman answers, "Why, yes, he did." To which Johnny responds, "Well, next time you better tell him to put the dick underneath the horse, not on top."

Categories: Holiday Jokes (Christmas Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Police Jokes) , Little Johnny / Suzie Jokes , Word Play Jokes , Animal Jokes (Horse Jokes)
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Sick Pony

Q: What did the veterinarian say when a pony came in complaining about a sore throat? 
A: I know what's wrong here; you're just a little hoarse!

Categories: Animal Jokes (Horse Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes) , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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Sick Ponies

Q: Where do you take sick ponies?
A: To the horsepital!

Categories: Animal Jokes (Horse Jokes) , Riddles (Riddles for Kids) , Word Play Jokes
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