Animal Jokes - Elephant Jokes

Wise Elephants

Q: Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
A: Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant?!

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Elephant's Sex Organs

Q: Where are an elephant's sex organs?
A: In his feet- if he steps on you you're fucked.

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Elephant and a Naked Man.

Q:  What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A: That's cute, but can it pick up peanuts!

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