Animal Jokes - Elephant Jokes

Big and Grey

Q:  What's big and grey and lives in a lake in Scotland?
A:  The Loch Ness Elephant!

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Elephant Family

Teacher: "To which family does the elephant belong?"
Pupil: "I don't know, nobody I know owns one!"

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Elephant Christmas Carol

Q: What do elephants sing at Christmas?
A: Noel-ephants, Noel-ephants...

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