Animal Jokes - Elephant Jokes

Elephant Quiz

Q: What's as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?
A: An elephant's shadow!

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Grapes

Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
A: None. It just lets out a little wine.

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Yo Mama - Tricks

Yo' Mama is like an elephant: she does tricks for peanuts.

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