Animal Jokes - Elephant Jokes

Parrot Elephant

Q: What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
A: An animal that tells you everything that it remembers!

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Elephant's Pints

Q: What's gray and comes in pints?
A: An elephant.

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Zoo Chase

Policeman: "One of your elephants has been seen chasing a man on a bicycle."
Zoo Keeper: "Nonsense, none of my elephants knows how to ride a bicycle!"

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