Animal Jokes - Elephant Jokes

Sneakers

Q: Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
A: So that he can sneak up on mice!

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Jungle Poker

Q: Why didn't the elephant like to play cards in the jungle?
A: Because there were too many cheetahs.

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Elephant Tennis

Q: What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court?
A: Annette!

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