Animal Jokes - Dog Jokes

Terrified Postman

Q: What do you get if you cross a leopard with a watchdog?
A: A terrified postman!

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Jackahump

Q: How do you stop a dog who's humping your leg?
A: Whack him off!

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Old Mother Hubbard

Old Mother Hubbard went to her cupboard to fetch her old dog a bone, But when she bent over, Rover took over and gave her a bone of his own!

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