Animal Jokes - Dog Jokes

I Think Rover Is Getting A Bit Old...

"I think Rover is getting a bit old, he seems to be going deaf." "Bullshit, watch this...Rover sit! Oh dear, you're right, I'll get the shovel and clean it up!"

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Dog And Skunk

Q: What do you get if you cross a dog and a skunk?
A: Rid of the dog!

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Dog Doctor

Q: Where do you take your dog if his tail gets cut off in an accident?
A: Walmart of course! They're the largest retailer in the country.

Categories: Animal Jokes (Dog Jokes)
Submitted BY: Diane
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