K9 TV -Riddles

Q: What's the only button dogs can press on a TV remote?
A: The PAWS button.

Fire Truck

A man notices a small boy wearing a fireman’s hat, sitting in a cart being pulled by his pet dog. When he gets closer he notices that the cart is tied to the dog’s testicles . “That’s a nice fire engine,” says the man. “But wouldn’t the dog pull faster if you tied the rope to his collar?” “Yes,” says the boy. “But then I wouldn’t have a siren.”

Dog Show

Q: Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts?
A: He got 16 months in prison.