Animal Jokes - Dog Jokes

Why a Dog Licks His Butt

Q: You know why a dog licks his ass?
A: Because he knows in five minutes he'll be licking your face.

Categories: Animal Jokes (Dog Jokes) , Riddles
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Problem with a dog

Police officer: Excuse me, but your dog has been chasing a man on his bicycle.
Dog owner: Are you crazy? My dog can't even ride a bicycle.

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K9 TV -Riddles

Q: What's the only button dogs can press on a TV remote?
A: The PAWS button.

Written By: TaeJK
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