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Blowing Chunks

Three guys were talking one morning about how drunk they were at this party they were at the night before. 1st guy: "Man, I was so drunk that last night I got home and blew chunks."  2nd guy: "Oh yeah? Well, I was so drunk that on the way home I was pulled over and given a DUI!" 3rd guy: "That's nothing. I was so drunk that on the way home I picked up a prostitute and my wife caught us in bed!" 1st guy: "No, no.. you guys don't understand! Chunks is my dog."

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Busted

Caught my wife having sex with my best friend.
She can pack her bags and get out and he's going back to the dog shelter.

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Written By: KielPhillips

Give The Dog A Bone

Q: How do you give a dog a bone?
A: Tickle its balls.

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