Animal Jokes - Dog Jokes

Tree Like a Dog

Q: Why is a tree like a dog?
A: Because they both lose their bark when they die.

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Hellen Keller - Skydiving

Q: Why did Hellen Keller stop skydiving?
A: It was hell on the seeing eye dog!

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Cat Contact

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles.

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