Animal Jokes - Dog Jokes

Dog-Elephant Hybrid

Q: What do you get when you cross a dog with an elephant?
A: A very nervous postman.

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Polish Dogs with Flat Faces

Q: Why do Polish dogs have flat faces?
A: From chasing so many parked cars.

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Cat Be a Dog

Q: How do you make a cat be a dog?
A: Pour gasoline on it and light it with a match. It will go 'WOOF.'

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