Chicken and Duck

Q: What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?
A: A bird that lays down!

Penguin

Q: What kind of bird can write?
A: A PENguin.

The French Conversation

There is this French couple, sitting up talking, when the wife says to the husband that it was time he had a conversation with their thirteen year old son about the birds and the bees. So the father goes to his son's room and says "Son do you remember that session I arranged for you with mademoiselle Ginette ?" "Oh yes papa, I remember very well" says the son. "Well son it is time you knew that the birds and the bees do the same thing"