Animal Jokes

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Insect Falls Into a Beer

An insect falls into a mug of beer.
English Man: Throws his mug of beer on the floor and walks out.
American Man: Takes out the insect and drinks the beer.
Chinese Man: Eats the insect and throws away the beer.
Indian Man: Sells the insect to the Chinese and the beer to the Englishman and buys himself a new mug of beer.
Pakistani Man: Accuses the Indian of throwing the insect into his mug, relates the issue to Kashmir, asks the Chinese for military aid and takes a loan to buy another mug of beer.

Categories: Animal Jokes (Insect Jokes) , Alcohol Jokes (Beer Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (American Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Asian Jokes)
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Evil Tuna

Q: Did you hear about the evil tuna?
A: Rumor has it he was rotten to the albacore.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Animal Jokes (Fish Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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Cross The Road - Blind Blonde

Q: Why did the blind blonde cross the road?
A: She was following her seeing-eye chicken.

Categories: Blonde Jokes , Animal Jokes (Chicken & Cross-the-Road Jokes) , Cross the Road Jokes (Chicken Cross the Road Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , Riddles
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