Animal Jokes

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Newfies Changing A Tire

Q: How many Newfies does it take to change a flat tire?
A: Five. One to seal the inner tube and four to club the seal.

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Chickens to Screw in Lightbulb II

Q: How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Just one, and she'll screw it in as soon as she decides it isn't going to hatch.

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Free New Teeth

Q: How can you get a set of teeth put in for free?
A: Smack a lion!

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