Animal Jokes

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Elephant Float

Q: How do you make an elephant float?
A: You put two scoops of elephant in a cup and add soda.

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Kilts In Vermont

Q: Why do people in Vermont wear kilts?
A: Sheep can hear zippers from a mile away.

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Baby Elephant

Q: What is a baby elephant after he is five weeks old?
A: Six weeks old!

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