Animal Jokes

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T-Rex with a Hat

Q: What do you call a T-rex with a sombrero on?
A: A tyranosaurus-mex.

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Submitted BY: thicknstiff

Rabbit Chase

Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit?
A: "Unique" up on it.
Q: How do you catch a tame rabbit?
A: 'Tame' way.

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Elvis in the Field

My sheep likes to walk aimlessly round a field listening to Elvis
Wander of ewe.

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Written By: KielPhillips
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