Animal Jokes

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Hedgehogs and Zebras Crossing

Two hedgehogs are in the middle of the road and they're by a zebra crossing. One says, "Don't cross here!" The other one says, "Why not?" The first one says, "Look what happened to this zebra!"

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T-Rex with a Hat

Q: What do you call a T-rex with a sombrero on?
A: A tyranosaurus-mex.

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Rabbit Chase

Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit?
A: "Unique" up on it.
Q: How do you catch a tame rabbit?
A: 'Tame' way.

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