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Donkey Onion Grass
Q: What do you get when you cross a donkey and an onion?
A: A piece of ass that'll bring a tear to your eye.
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Blowing Bubbles
Three ducks were swimming in a pond after midnight and were arrested for trespassing. The next morning, they were called to appear in court. The judge called in duck number one and said, "What where you doing in the pond after midnight?" "I was blowing bubbles." The judge then called in duck number two and asked him the same question. "Judge, I was blowing bubbles." He then called in duck number three and said, "So let me guess? You were blowing bubbles too?" "No, I'm Bubbles."
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Cow Murder Mystery
Q: What do you call a cow murder mystery?
A: A moo-done-it.
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