Animal Jokes

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God Stop Making Pegasus

Q: Why did God stop making Pegasuses?
A: Because it took too long to clean their crap off his windshield.

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Make a Cat Drink

Q: How do you make a cat drink?
A: Put it in a blender, and strain off the fur.

Categories: Animal Jokes (Cat Jokes) , Riddles
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Difference Between Cats and Commas

Q: What is the difference between a cat and a comma?
A: One has the paws before the claws and the other has the clause before the pause.

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