Animal Jokes

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Abbot and a Trout

Q: What do you get if you cross an abbot with a trout?
A: Monkfish!

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Preparing Chickens

Went to lunch with a friend today to a new chicken place. We asked how they prepare their chickens. "We just tell them they're going to die."

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How the Guy Saw the Cow

Q: A black cow was standing in the middle of the road. A man was hauling ass around a corner with no headlights on, no dome light, no lights on at all. He slams on the brakes at just the right time to miss the cow. How did the guy see the cow?
A: It was daytime

Categories: Animal Jokes (Cow Jokes) , Riddles
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