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Goose and Lady in Bar
A lady goes into a bar with her goose. Then the bartender comes up to her and says, "Why did you have to bring the pig in with you?" Then the lady answered, "Excuse me, I think this is a goose." And the bartender says, ''Excuse me, I was talking to the goose.''
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How Do You Catch an Elephant?
Q: How do you catch an elephant?
A: First you dig a big hole and fill it with wood and ash. Then you take a load of peas and line them up around the hole. Then, when the elephant goes to take a pea, kick him in the ash-hole!
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Elephant Across a Pool Table
Q: Why do elephants wear tiny green hats?
A: To sneak across a pool table without being seen.
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