This little Piggy!

A pig walks into a bar and orders a beer. After drinking it, he hops off the bar stool, pees on the floor and leaves.  Another pig comes in, drinks his beer, pees on the floor and leaves.  A third and forth piggy come in and do the same exact thing. Finally, a fifth piggy comes in to the bar and orders a beer. After finishing his beer, he gets off the bar stool and begins to walk out the door.  Before reaching the door, the bartender yells, "Hey Pig...aren't you going to pee on the floor like the others?"  To which the pig replies, "No you idiot!  Everyone knows that the last little piggy goes WEE WEE WEE  all the way home!"

He Took The Circus

Q: What happened to the elephant who ran away with the circus?
A: The police made him bring it back!

Sleeping Bull

Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?
A: A bulldozer!