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Mommy Horse
Q: Why was the mommy horse upset with her son the mule?
A: Because he came out half-assed.
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Jonah and the Whale
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though they were a very large mammal their throat was very small. The little girl stated Jonah was swallowed by a whale. The teacher reiterated a whale could not swallow a human it was impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah." The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."
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Dog And Skunk
Q: What do you get if you cross a dog and a skunk?
A: Rid of the dog!
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