Animal Jokes

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Get Some Toilet Paper

An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by and relieves himself on the woman's head. "Yech!" says the woman. "Get some toilet paper." "What for? He must be half-a-mile away by now."

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You and I, Squirrels

If you and I were squirrels, I could bust a nut in your hole.

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How Slime Flies

Q: What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
A: Oh, how slime flies!

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