Name That Ranch

A New York family bought a ranch out West where they intended to raise cattle. Friends visited and asked if the ranch had a name.
"Well," said the would-be cattleman, "I wanted to name it the Bar-J. My wife favored Suzy-Q, one son liked the Flying-W, and the other wanted the Lazy-Y. So we're calling it the Bar-J-Suzy-Q-Flying-W-Lazy-Y."
"But where are all your cattle?" the friends asked.
"None survived the branding."

Bee and Skunk

Q: What do you get if you cross a bee with a skunk?
A: An animal that stinks and stings!

Cow Tunes

Q: Why did the cow buy a new MP3 player?
A: Because she loves listening to moosic.