Animal Jokes

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How Many Cockroaches

Q: How many cockroaches does it take to turn on a light?
A: No one knows... when the light comes on they all scatter!

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Giddyup

Q: What did the snail say when she road on the turtle's back?
A: "Wheeeeeeeeeeee!"

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My girlfriend's dog came running up to us for a cuddle. "I love you Freddy," she said, stroking his fur. "I love him more than you," I replied. She said, "I don't think so, I definitely love him most." I said, "You misunderstood me."

Submitted BY: TommehBoi
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