Animal Jokes

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Cock Fights

How can you tell if an Irishman is present at a cock fight? He enters a duck. How can you tell if a Pole is present? He bets money on the duck. How can you tell if an Italian is present? The duck wins.

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How Many Cockroaches

Q: How many cockroaches does it take to turn on a light?
A: No one knows... when the light comes on they all scatter!

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Giddyup

Q: What did the snail say when she road on the turtle's back?
A: "Wheeeeeeeeeeee!"

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