Animal Jokes

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Snake Eyes

Q: What snakes are found on cars?
A: Windshield vipers.

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Dog's Rule of Life

An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy of life succinctly. "When it all boiled down to the essence of truth," the philosopher said, "one just lives by a dog's rule of life: If you can't eat it or fuck it, piss on it!"

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Chicken Dance

Q: How do chickens dance?
A: Chick to chick!
 

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