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Elephant and a Naked Man.
Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A: That's cute, but can it pick up peanuts!
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Snake Eyes
Q: What snakes are found on cars?
A: Windshield vipers.
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Dog's Rule of Life
An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy of life succinctly. "When it all boiled down to the essence of truth," the philosopher said, "one just lives by a dog's rule of life: If you can't eat it or fuck it, piss on it!"
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