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Animals On a Toilet
Q: How many animals can you fit on a toilet?
A: One pussy and 1000 hares.
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Break Up
Q: What has to be broken before you can use it?
A: An egg.
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Washing Your Cat
Q: What's the worst thing about washing your cat?
A: Getting the fur off your tongue afterwards.
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