Wittle Wabbit

A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp: "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep wittle wabbits?" And the shopkeeper gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks: "Do you want a wittle white wabby or a soft and fuwwy bwack wabby or maybe one like that cute wittle bwown wabby over there?" The little girl puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice: "I don't fink my pyfon really giveths a thit."

Big Hug

Q: Why did the two boa constrictors get married?
A: Because they had a crush on each other.

Frog Eggs

Q: Why didn't the female frog lay eggs?
A: Because her husband spawned (spurned) her affections!