Animal Jokes

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Turn a Fox into a Pit Bull

Q: How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?
A: Marry her

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Ant and Elephant Romance

An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant is dead. "Shit!" says the ant. "One night of passion and I will spend the rest of my life digging a grave!"

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A Mouseketeer!

Q: What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?
A:  A mouseketeer!

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