Animal Jokes

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Pig on a Plane

Q:  What do you call a pig that took a plane?
A:  Swine flu!

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Top 10 Reasons Why FIshing is Better Than Sex

10 Reasons why fishing is better than sex:
10: Lasts from dawn till dusk
9: You have your own secret hole
8: Allowed several fish daily
7: Can choose the length of your rod
6: Can fish any time of the month
5: You clean it before you eat it
4: Able to take a nap while you fish
3: The cost of bait is cheaper than a date
2: You can always throw it back
1: Your favorite catch can be mounted on the wall
 

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Mutt In A Rut

Q: What do you call a dog in the middle of a muddy road?
A: A mutt in a rut!

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