Animal Jokes

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Fake News

When a man in Macon, Georgia came upon a wild dog attacking a young boy, he quickly grabbed the animal and throttled it with his two hands. A reporter saw the incident, congratulated the man and told him the headline the following day would read, "Local Man Saves Child by Killing Vicious Animal." The hero, however, told the journalist that he wasn't from Macon. "Well, then," the reporter said, "the headline will probably say, "Georgia Man Saves Child by Killing Dog." "Actually," the man said, "I'm from Connecticut." "In that case," the reporter said in a huff, "the headline will read, "Yankee Kills Family Pet."

Categories: U.S. State Jokes (Georgia Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (Connecticut Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Dog Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Journalist Jokes)
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Bees and Public Transport

Q: What do bees do if they want to use public transport?
A: Wait at a buzz stop!

Categories: Animal Jokes (Insect Jokes) , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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Christmas Wrap

Q: Why does a cat take so long to wrap Christmas presents?
A: She won't stop until they're purr-fect.

Categories: Riddles (Riddles for Kids) , Holiday Jokes (Christmas Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Cat Jokes)
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