Animal Jokes

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Blind Man Bunjee Jumping

Q: Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?
A: It scared the hell out of the dog!

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Owl Talk

Q: What happened when the owl lost his voice?
A: He didn't give a hoot!

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Pet Cemetery

An old lady was getting on the bus to go to the pet cemetery with her cat's remains.  As she got on the bus, she whispered to the bus driver, "I have a dead p*ssy."  The driver pointed to the lady sitting behind him and said, "Sit with my wife, you two have a lot in common!"

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