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Drunk Chicken
Q: What do you get from a drunk chicken?
A: Scotch eggs!
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(Chicken & Cross-the-Road Jokes)
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Anonymous
Praise the Lord
Q: Why did god invent alcohol?
A: So fat women can get laid too.
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Alcohol Jokes
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Idiot Discount
My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought two cases. The cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount.
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