Kiel's Jokes

Job Pain

I've got a job paralysing people.
It's back breaking work.

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Written By: KielPhillips

Holiday Nuts

Think I may be getting a vasectomy for Christmas. Just overheard my girlfriend tell her mom she was taking me to see the nutcracker.

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Elton John - Salad

Q: Why does Elton John only eat one type of salad?
A: He's a rocket man.

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Written By: KielPhillips
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