Kiel's Jokes

Slaughterhouse

ABBAttoir: Where Scandinavian pop songs go to die.

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Written By: KielPhillips

Ring Me

Went to the jewelry store and asked for an earring.
The assistant slapped me on the side of the head, now I have tinnitus.

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Written By: KielPhillips

Wrong Road

My addiction to classical music led to me losing my job, then turning to drugs.
It was Bach, sack and crack.

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Written By: KielPhillips
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