Kiel's Jokes

Elvis in the Field

My sheep likes to walk aimlessly round a field listening to Elvis
Wander of ewe.

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Written By: KielPhillips

Santa Check

He's making a list, he's checking it twice. Three times. Four. Five. Six. Seven.
Santa's OCD is getting out of hand.

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Written By: KielPhillips

Vision

I'm tired of wearing glasses, so if you're an optician, contact me.

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