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      Exit Strategy
Whenever I leave my house I have to have a firework display.
 I like to go out with a bang.
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My wife often complains to me when she's drunk. Last night she complained when she was sober.
Non alcoholic whine.
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                        KP Gingers
Q: Did you hear about Kim Jong Un's order to execute all red haired citizens in North Korea's capital city?
A: Seoul will have no gingers.
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