Kiel's Jokes

Last Chance

Told my girlfriend she had one last chance to do something with my penis or we were through.
She's blown it.

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Written By: KielPhillips

Expression

Just been to see a kangaroo that can perform mime.
It was a Marceau-pial.

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Written By: KielPhillips

Let Down

I've never seen the appeal in a threesome. If I wanted to disappoint two people at the same time, I'd have told my parents I was going to university to study theater.

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Written By: KielPhillips
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