Expression

Just been to see a kangaroo that can perform mime.
It was a Marceau-pial.

Let Down

I've never seen the appeal in a threesome. If I wanted to disappoint two people at the same time, I'd have told my parents I was going to university to study theater.

Decisions

I can only afford to buy one of the two bicycles I'm looking at for my collection.
It's a Schwinn Schwinn decision.