Kiel's Jokes

Measure Up

There are people spreading a rumor that I grade male genitalia just because my friends do it.
It's a phallus - C

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The Hook

I've just taken up naked fishing.
You should see my tackle.

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Hard Way

If you want me to teach you how to bang on a door really loudly, let me know.
I went to the school of hard knocks.

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