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Army Ants
Q: What do you call army ants when they fight?
A: Combatants
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Copyright © 2015 - Kiel Phillips - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Written By: KielPhillips
Unwanted Guest
Went to a Halloween party dressed as Covid.
It got a bit boring, so I suggested a game of tag, but nobody wanted to catch me.
Categories:
Funny Thoughts
, Holiday Jokes
(Halloween Jokes)
, One-Liner Jokes
, Word Play Jokes
, Disease / Afflictions Jokes
(Coronavirus Jokes)
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Copyright © 2014 - Kiel Phillips - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Written By: KielPhillips
Secret Agent
My optician arranged to meet me in a secret location. He handed me a pair of glasses in a brown envelope and said "for your eyes only"
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Copyright © 2014 - Kiel Phillips - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Written By: KielPhillips