Kiel's Jokes

Unwanted Guest

Went to a Halloween party dressed as Covid.
It got a bit boring, so I suggested a game of tag, but nobody wanted to catch me.

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Written By: KielPhillips

Secret Agent

My optician arranged to meet me in a secret location. He handed me a pair of glasses in a brown envelope and said "for your eyes only"

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Rich Aroma

I've just read an article about a 91 year old woman who lives with 130 cats. The smell of piss and shit must be horrendous. I don't know how the cats put up with it.

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Written By: KielPhillips
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