Kiel's Jokes

Twisted Logic

An alcoholic is just someone who is having a medicinal drink for a terminal illness
 

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Baker's Dozen

My boss at the bakery wanted us to come up with an event to sell all the bread he had over ordered.
I proposed a toast.

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Come Again

Bet $100 that I'd win the premature ejaculator of the year award.
Disappointed. Came second.

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