Echos

The Overestimation Society are holding their annual general meeting this weekend.
Everyone welcome.
Come early as there will only be enough seating provided for a billion people.

Presto

Q: What's the easiest way to end famine?
A: Send every family a magician's hat and they can eat as many rabbits as they like.

Tough Judge

The judge handed the accused a piece of paper and asked him to read what was written on it, You should have seen the trouble he had saying "The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick"
He's always handing out tough sentences.